1. | Celebrity Police Run-ins, Part 1 (Non-Lohan edition): This Oscar winner made entertainment headlines this week when they were arrested for disorderly conduct in response to their spouse's DUI arrest. | ||
Gwyneth Paltrow | |||
Natalie Portman | |||
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Reese Witherspoon | ||
Hillary Swank | |||
By way of explanation.....
Ms. Witherspoon's official statement: "I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now, but I do want to say, I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said." |
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2. | Celebrity Police Run-ins, Part 2 (Non-Lohan edition): This singer is potentially in hot water when the Swedish police searched his/her empty tour bus and found drugs and a stun gun (Said singer was in the venue prepping for the concert, but we'll go ahead and authorize his/her arrest, anyway) | ||
P!nk | |||
Lady Gaga | |||
Madonna | |||
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Justin Bieber | ||
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Modern Family's Julie Bowen, about co-star Sofia Vergara | ||
Parks and Recreation's Amy Poehler, about co-star Rashida Jones | |||
The Big Bang Theory's Mellisa Rauch, about co-star Kaley Cuoco | |||
Happy Ending's Casey Wilson, about co-star Elisha Cuthbert | |||
4. | Kardashsian Klan news that we thought had already happened: Which of these is not true as of this week? | ||
Khloe is officially no longer co-host of The X-Factor | |||
Kim's long-gestating divorce from Kris Humphries has been finalized | |||
Mom Kris' talk show is set for a summer debut | |||
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Stepdad Bruce has checked into rehab for depression because he is partly responsible for the Kardashian onslaught the world is under | ||
5. | With newly found space under the X-Factor salary cap thanks to dropping Khloe, which part-time singer/full-time actress is the latest person reportedly being courted as a new judge? | ||
Miley Cyrus | |||
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Jennifer Love Hewitt | ||
Hillary Duff | |||
Victoria Justice | |||
By way of explanation.....
Regarding Hewitt, Simon Cowell is reportedly, "Very interested." SLW is also very interested in Hewitt. |
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6. | Among the Time 100, the magazine's list of most influential people in the world, are these two late-night talk show hosts: | ||
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Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon | ||
Jay Leno and Carson Daly | |||
Jon Stewart and Craig Ferguson | |||
Stephen Colbert and David Letterman | |||
By way of explanation.....
Other entertainers on the list: Jennifer Lawrence, Frank Ocean, Christina Aguilera, Steven Spielberg, Bryan Cranston |
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7. | SLW pours one out for singer Chrissy Amphlett, who died this week at age 53 of breast cancer. She was the lead singer of ______, whose big hit in the 90s was _______. | ||
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The Divinyls / I Touch Myself | ||
Ace of Base / The Sign | |||
Six Pence None the Richer / This Kiss | |||
The Breeders / Cannonball | |||
8. | Also RIP E.L. Konigsburg, author whose award-winning career spanned decades, and who specialized in: | ||
Historical fiction | |||
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Children's books | ||
Detective stories | |||
Romance novels | |||
9. | If you weren't aware of the subtitle of the new Thor movie prior to this week, you most likely came to this knowledge upon viewing the first trailer that debuted on Tuesday. Say hello to Thor: | ||
The Loki Equation | |||
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The Dark World | ||
Cold Vengeance | |||
The Last Best Hope | |||
10. | Thirty-something housewives rejoice. This Tiger Beat-ready band received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week. | ||
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11. | Citizens of Earth, People magazine declared that there is no one more beautiful than this "Most Beautiful Woman Alive." So, live with it. | ||
Jennifer Lawrence | |||
Jessica Alba | |||
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Gwyneth Paltrow | ||
Jennifer Love Hewitt | |||
12. | The cover of the current Rolling Stone magazine hails "The Dirty Wisdom of" this brilliant comic, recently the star of his own standup special on HBO | ||
Joel McHale | |||
Jim Gaffian | |||
Mike Birbiglia | |||
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Louis C.K. | ||