1. |
Derek Zoolander first noticed he was ridiculously good-looking in the second grade, when he caught sight of his reflection in: |
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a funhouse mirror | |||
a suit of armour | |||
a spoon | |||
a hubcap | |||
2. |
Derek's best known look is: |
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Blue Steel | |||
Ferrari | |||
Le Tigre | |||
Magnum | |||
3. |
It's VH Fashion Awards night and Derek's arch-rival Hansel arrives on: |
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a skateboard | |||
a scooter | |||
rollerblades | |||
a Segway | |||
4. |
At the Fashion Awards, who receives the slashie for best actor-slash-model? |
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Fabio | |||
Antonio Sabato Jr | |||
Tyson Beckford | |||
Matthew McConnaughey | |||
5. |
A lot of people said winning four Male Model of the Year Awards in a row couldn't happen - and it didn't. Who presents the award? |
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David Beckham | |||
Lenny Kravitz | |||
Beck | |||
Seal | |||
6. |
Derek wears a onesie, decorated with |
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penguins | |||
polar bears | |||
walruses | |||
killer whales | |||
7. |
Derek is depressed after losing the award and starts to wonder if there is more to life than being really, really good-looking. What kind of frappucino can help Derek sort through these important issues? |
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mint pumpkin spice | |||
strawberry cinnamon | |||
orange mocha | |||
caramel candy-cane | |||
8. |
Derek's roommates Brint, Meekus and Rufus die in: |
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a chance towel-whipping disaster | |||
a fluke Chinese fire drill calamity | |||
a tragic pantsing mishap | |||
a freak gasoline fight accident | |||
9. |
How does Derek pronounce the word 'eulogy'? |
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Eu-loo-lo-gee | |||
Eu-lo-goo-lee | |||
Eu-goo-go-lee | |||
Eu-goo-loo-gy | |||
10. |
Derek has one major failing as a male model: |
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he has four per cent body fat | |||
he has two names | |||
he is actually Canadian | |||
he can't turn left | |||
11. |
Derek decides to return to his family, who are all: |
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coal-miners | |||
steelworkers | |||
pig farmers | |||
gold prospectors | |||
12. |
What physical feature does Derek most obviously share with the rest of his family? |
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great hair | |||
chiselled abs | |||
a bone structure to die for | |||
a steely gaze | |||
13. |
According to Derek's manager Maury, with a push-up bra Matilda could have: |
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a nice rack of lamb going on | |||
a couple of firm, juicy pork balls happening | |||
some round chicken dumplings working for her | |||
some spicy meatballs down there | |||
14. |
Mugatu's new fashion line is called: |
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Vagrante | |||
Vagabonde | |||
Derelicte | |||
Drifteur | |||
15. |
At a very exclusive day spa, Derek is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of: |
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Mauritania | |||
Malaysia | |||
Micronesia | |||
Mongolia | |||
16. |
Matilda tells Derek he's been missing for a week, but Derek insists that can't be true because he was at a day spa. How does Derek spell day? |
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d-a-i | |||
d-a-e-y | |||
d-a-i-y-e | |||
d-a-h-i-e-y | |||
17. |
Hansel's advice to Derek: "Listen to your friend ____________, he's a cool dude." |
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Jason Statham | |||
Chris Martin | |||
Billy Zane | |||
Lorenzo Lamas | |||
18. |
The walk-off between Derek and Hansel is adjudicated by: |
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Keith Richards | |||
David Bowie | |||
Elton John | |||
Iggy Pop | |||
19. |
J.B. Pruitt, fashion conspiracy investigator (David Duchovny), was once the world's greatest: |
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hand model | |||
foot model | |||
tooth model | |||
butt model | |||
20. |
According to Pruitt, there is a long history of model assassins. Which assassin was the original model-slash-actor? |
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John Wilkes Booth | |||
Marcus Junius Brutus | |||
Guy Fawkes | |||
Lee Harvey Oswald | |||
21. |
Matilda was the fat kid in school and she became bulimic. Derek thinks this means: |
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she grew a tail | |||
she can become invisible | |||
she lights fires | |||
she can read minds | |||
22. |
Derek first realised he could spend the rest of his life with Matilda when: |
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she Dere-licked his balls | |||
she was getting it on with that Claymation dude | |||
she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman | |||
she was pleasuring the Dalai Lama guy with her mouth | |||
23. |
Matilda's investigations reveal that Mugatu got his start in the fashion industry by inventing: |
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the slap bracelet | |||
parachute pants | |||
toe socks | |||
the piano key necktie | |||
24. |
The trigger for Derek to kill the Prime Minister is: |
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'Whip It', by Devo | |||
'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood | |||
"Never Can Say Goodbye' by The Communards | |||
"What I Like About You" by The Romantics | |||
25. |
Derek saves the day and retires from modelling to open The Derek Zoolander School for Kids: |
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Who Aren't Really Really Good-Looking but Still Want to be Popular | |||
Who Want to Learn to Model and Break-Dance Fight | |||
Who Want To Do Something Meaningful with Their Lives, Like Helping People | |||
Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too | |||