1. |
The opening scene of The Man With the Golden Gun reveals that the villain, Francisco Scaramanga, has what distinguishing feature? |
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A sixth finger | |||
No earlobes | |||
A superfluous papilla | |||
Webbed toes | |||
2. |
Scaramanga's henchman, Nick Nack, keeps Scaramanga's shooting skills in trim by hiring assassins to kill him. Nick Nack is played by: |
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Verne Troyer | |||
Herve Villechaize | |||
Gary Coleman | |||
Emanuelle Lewis | |||
3. |
The theme song for The Man With the golden Gun has some of the worst ever lyrics in a Bond theme. Of the following, which is a lyric from the song? |
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Golden bullets - he only needs one / the man with the golden gun | |||
If he's after you, you'd better run / the man with the golden gun | |||
If you want to get rid of someone / the man with the golden gun | |||
The name's James bond and I'm here to say / I'm the rocking secret agent from London, UK | |||
4. |
After receiving a golden bullet with 007 on it, M lists several parties who might want to put out a contract on James Bond. Who does not make the list? |
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Jealous husbands | |||
Outraged chefs | |||
Humiliated tailors | |||
Q | |||
5. |
What is Scaramanga's asking price per assassination? |
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One million dollars | |||
Two million dollars | |||
Three million dollars plus a pack of golden bullets | |||
Peanuts and a hearty 'well done' | |||
6. |
Bond's first step in tracking down Scaramanga is to find the golden bullet that killed 002. What is it being used as now? |
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An exhibit in MI6's trophy cabinet | |||
A paperweight on a Syrian police chief's desk | |||
A tooth in the mouth of an Egyptian gangster | |||
A lucky charm in a belly dancer's navel | |||
7. |
Bond's pursuit of Andrea Anders is interrupted by this woman, MI6's liaison officer in Hong Kong. Name her. |
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Mary Goodjob | |||
Mary Goodnight | |||
Mary Goodtime | |||
Mary Goodhead | |||
8. |
The front for MI6's secret Hong Kong headquarters is |
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A laundry | |||
A Chinese teahouse | |||
A Buddhist temple | |||
A capsized cruise ship | |||
9. |
Scaramanga was after a solar cell so efficient it would end the energy crisis. What is the name of this MacGuffin? |
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Solex agitator | |||
Apollo capacitator | |||
Phaeton alternator | |||
Helios actuator | |||
10. |
When does Scaramanga make love to Andrea Anders? |
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Every day, at dawn | |||
Only before he kills | |||
Whenever he feels like it, that's the point of having a mistress | |||
He doesn't. He prefers the charms of Nick Nack | |||
11. |
Still on the trail of Scaramanga, Bond visits Hai Fat, the man who hired him - only to find this lady swimming naked in the pool. Name her. |
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Fook Mee | |||
Chew Mee | |||
Suk Mee | |||
Fook Yoo | |||
12. |
Bond is knocked unconscious and wakes up in Hai Fat's martial arts school. How does he dispatch his first opponent? |
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Using the Marques of Queensbury rules, proving the superiority of British imperialism | |||
By kicking him in the head as he bows | |||
By kicking him in the groin. | |||
With a roundhouse kick to the head, Chuck Norris style | |||
13. |
How does Bond escape the martial arts school? |
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He beats up the school's best student and is allowed to leave | |||
He beats up the master of the school and is allowed to leave | |||
He beats up the entire school | |||
He dives out a window, and a pair of schoolgirls conveniently show up and beat up the entire school | |||
14. |
Scaramanga's golden gun is constructed from ordinary every-day golden items. Which is not used to make the golden gun? |
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Cufflinks | |||
Cigarette lighter | |||
Pen | |||
Wristwatch | |||
15. |
Who sent Bond the golden bullet? |
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Andrea Anders, so Bond would kill Scaramanga and set her free | |||
Goodnight, to bring Bond out to the Far East so they could continue their romantic liaison | |||
Q, to get Bond out of the office | |||
Scaramanga, because Bond would be his finest kill ever | |||
16. |
Bond villains often share a trait with Bond - mixed parentage. Who were Scaramanga's parents? |
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A Cuban circus ring leader and a British snake charmer | |||
An Italian elephant trainer and a Mexican trapeze artist | |||
A Brazilian lion tamer and a Ukrainian gymnast | |||
A Panamanian clown and a Japanese magician's assistant | |||
17. |
Sheriff J.W. Pepper, the redneck Louisiana sheriff from Live and Let Die, makes an appearance. He meets James Bond once again while he is: |
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Buying souvenirs | |||
On a tourist cruise of the Bangkok canals | |||
Shopping for a car | |||
Negotiating with a lady of the night | |||
18. |
And speaking of J.W. Pepper, why didn't he want his wife to buy a souvenir wooden elephant? |
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An elephant sprayed him with water | |||
An elephant pushed him into the river | |||
Because he and his wife are Democrats | |||
Because elephants are ugly | |||
19. |
The Man With the Golden Gun features one of the most spectacular stunts in James Bond history - a 360 degree spiral loop. Unfortunately, this spectacular stunt is ruined by: |
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A slide-whistle sound effect | |||
The fact that the car used in the stunt is a different color than the one Bond drives | |||
The stunt obviously being filmed on a studio set | |||
The whole thing is obviously a model | |||
20. |
Scaramanga escapes from Bond to his private island. How? |
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By activating a remote-control road sign that sends Bond in the wrong direction | |||
By bribing the Thai police to stop Bond and arrest him | |||
By converting his car into a plane and flying away | |||
Bu disguising himself as an old lady and Nick Nack as a baby | |||
21. |
Bond arrives at Scaramanga's island and is challenged to a duel that reaches its climax in Scaramanga's bizarre funhouse. What is not a feature of the funhouse? |
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A skeleton dangling on a string | |||
The tea party from Alice in Wonderland | |||
A wax dummy of Al Capone | |||
A hall of mirrors | |||
22. |
It's no surprise who ends up winning the duel - but how does Bond do it? |
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By drawing and shooting first after twenty paces | |||
With the help of Nick Nack, who inherits the hideout when Scaramanga dies | |||
By taking the place of a wax dummy and hoping Scaramanga won't notice | |||
By getting Scaramanga to talk too much and then shooting him while his guard is down | |||
23. |
Looking back on her adventures, Mary Goodnight can only conclude she is not the most competent agent ever to be produced by MI6. Which of the following is not a gaffe that she commits? |
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She jealously interrupts Bond's tryst with Andrea, so he can't get closer to Scaramanga | |||
After being handed the one thing that will solve the energy crisis, she gets trapped in a car boot | |||
She accidentally turns on a high-temperature solar beam by brushing a control panel with her bottom | |||
She sets off a maintenance-guy-into-liquid-helium reaction that destroys the island | |||
24. |
Bond’s getting it on with Goodnight is interrupted by the sudden reappearance of Nick Nack. How does Bond dispose of him? |
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By locking him in Scaramanga's wall safe | |||
By pushing him in Scaramanga's gas over and setting it to roast | |||
By trapping him in Scaramanga's dumb waiter and dropping it down the shaft | |||
By stuffing him a suitcase and hanging him high on Scaramanga's junk (no, not that junk!) | |||
25. |
Bonus question: As usual with James Bond movies, the plot is markedly different from that of the book on which it is based. What happens in the opening scenes of the book? |
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Bond is in treatment, recovering from the poisoning sustained on his last mission | |||
Bond is asked by M to have dinner at his club and spot how M's bridge rival cheats at cars | |||
Bond, frustrated with M keeping him busy on pointless tasks, prepares his letter of resignation | |||
Bond, brainwashed by the KGB, tries to assassinate M | |||