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![]() Homer's stomach illness was either caused by eating spoiled meat, or some kind of voodoo curse. But Patty and Selma have only been working the: |
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eyes | ||
heart | |||
hands | |||
groin | |||
2. |
![]() How does Apu compensate Homer for selling him spoiled meat? |
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ten pounds of "frozen" shrimp | ||
"unexpired" steaks | |||
as many "freshly-made" donuts as he can eat | |||
one "edible" hot dog | |||
3. |
![]() Apu is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and stripped of all the following except: |
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his name patch | |||
his two pricing guns | |||
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his key to the Squishee machine | ||
his right to tell people about Kwik-E-Mart's fried pickles | |||
4. |
![]() Apu moves into the Simpson residence to work off his debt to Homer, and starts by cooking up a meal. What does Homer try for the first time? |
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tandoori chicken | |||
pappamadams | |||
rice | |||
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a napkin | ||
5. |
![]() Kwik-E-Mart hires a replacement for Apu - Hollywood movie star James Woods, who wants to prepare for an upcoming role. What other example of his extreme role preparation does he give? |
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for Casino, he worked as a pimp for three months | |||
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for Chaplin, he travelled back in time | ||
for The Onion Field, he kidnapped and beat up a cop | |||
for The Hard Way, he slapped Michael J. Fox. Several times | |||
6. |
![]() What does Homer like to keep on his chest? |
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a lollipop | ||
his caramel supply | |||
chewing gum | |||
a name-tag | |||
7. |
![]() Apu can't bear to go to the Kwik-E-Mart, the scene of his spiritual de-pantsing, so he accompanies Marge to Monstro-Mart where Barney floods the store with: |
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maple syrup | |||
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cranberry juice | ||
olive oil | |||
bleach | |||
8. |
![]() Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part. Oh won't you rhyme with me? What is not a lyric of the Kwik-E-Mart sing? |
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They are so Thick-E-Mart | ||
Let's hurl a Brick-E-Mart | |||
They make Dad Sick-E-Mart | |||
Their floors are Stick-E-Mart | |||
9. |
![]() James Woods learns from his agent that his role of a tightly-wound convenience store clerk has been changed to: |
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a nervous Mexican doctor | |||
a keyed-up Portuguese whaler | |||
an agitated French chef | |||
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a jittery Eskimo firefighter | ||
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![]() In which U.S. state is Kwik-E-Mart known as Stop-O-Mart? |
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Ohio | ||
Kentucky | |||
Alabama | |||
Iowa | |||
11. |
![]() Homer and Apu travel the 10,000 miles (or 16,000 kilometres) to India, to ask three questions of the CEO of the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation. What is not one of the questions asked? |
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Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? | |||
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No fooling? | ||
You? | |||
Really? | |||
12. |
![]() Returning from India, Apu realises he must go to the Kwik-E-Mart and face his demons. Which works out great for Marge because she is out of: |
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milk | |||
dish soap | |||
eggs | |||
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Lucky Charms | ||
13. |
![]() The "do not accept checks from" list on the Kwik-E-Mart cash register includes all of the following names but: |
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Homer J. Simpson | |||
Homer S. Simpson | |||
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Homer J. Sampson | ||
Homer J. Fong | |||
14. |
![]() James Woods is thrilled to meet Apu, who once worked for 96 hours straight and near the end thought he was: |
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an otter | |||
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a hummingbird | ||
a snail | |||
a spider | |||
15. |
![]() James Woods gets Apu his old job back as a thank-you for saving his life. And now he's off to: |
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sail the high seas seeking treasure to plunder | |||
uncover a plot to murder the President | |||
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battle aliens on a faraway planet | ||
search for an ancient relic before the Nazis find it | |||