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“It’s like they saw our lives and out it right up on screen!”. What short-lived television show is Bart talking about? |
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Capitol Critters | |||
Family Dog | |||
Dinosaurs | |||
Fish Police | |||
2. |
Selma has a new boyfriend, and Patty wants to share some disturbing information about him. What is not imagined by one of the Simpsons? |
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Lisa – imagines Selma with the Elephant Man | |||
Homer – imagines Selma with a head on a trolley | |||
Marge – imagines Selma with Mr T | |||
Bart – imagines Selma with Homer | |||
3. |
Selma’s new boyfriend is Sideshow Bob! Who was not one of the other nominees for his Daytime Emmy award? |
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Pepito | |||
Colonel Coward | |||
Strondar: Master of Akom | |||
Suck-Up the Vacuum | |||
4. |
Sideshow Bob’s prisoner number is the same as that of Jean Valjean from Les Miserables. What is it? |
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24601 | |||
34761 | |||
54189 | |||
85432 | |||
5. |
Selma wrote to 24601 saying that she has a steady job and what lucrative hobby? |
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breeding exotic birds | |||
filing nuisance lawsuits | |||
doing astrology readings | |||
crocheting linens | |||
6. |
Sideshow Bob and Selma sing karaoke at the Happy Sumo. Which duet do they sing? |
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Guilty, by Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb | |||
(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life, by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes | |||
I Got You Babe, by Sonny and Cher | |||
Something Stupid, by Frank and Nancy Sinatra | |||
7. |
Krusty and Sideshow Bob are reunited by the Chairman of the company at Krusty’s telethon for what? |
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dandruff | |||
motion sickness | |||
trench foot | |||
ear infections | |||
8. |
What does Homer suggest for appetizers at Selma and Sideshow Bob’s wedding? Hint: they taste as good as they look. |
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grape jelly meatballs | |||
mozzarella sticks | |||
pigs in a blanket | |||
cocktail weenies | |||
9. |
What is Sideshow Bob’s last name? |
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Uhlenbecker | |||
Terwilliger | |||
Hickenlooper | |||
Steenburger | |||
10. |
Señor Macgyver has saved a village – but don’t thank him, thank: |
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the lightness and durability of bamboo | |||
the moon’s gravitational pull | |||
the high conductivity of silver | |||
Newton’s third law of motion | |||
11. |
What is Sideshow Bob’s example of lying about MacGyver? |
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“That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.” | |||
“That was a tense but highly enjoyable hour of non-poppycock that was jam-packed with raw tension and credibility.” | |||
“That was an impeccably-scripted episode of non-garbage that never once had me contemplating suicide.” | |||
“That was a masterfully performed narrative of non-drivel that left me aching for more.” | |||
12. |
Sideshow Bob and Selma take their honeymoon at romantic: |
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Shelbyville Beach | |||
Shelbyville Lake | |||
Shelbyville Falls | |||
Shelbyville Canyon | |||
13. |
What was Homer’s wedding gift to Selma and Sideshow Bob? |
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a videocassette | |||
gardening gloves | |||
a citrus zester | |||
a pound of gourmet coffee | |||
14. |
Of the following, what is not one of the clues that leads Bart to suspect that Selma has an hour to live? |
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all food tastes like Styrofoam to Selma | |||
Sideshow Bob’s anger that their honeymoon suite does not have a fireplace | |||
Sideshow Bob’s lack of enthusiasm to make love with Selma | |||
Selma has given up smoking, except for after meals and after MacGyver | |||
15. |
When will Sideshow Bob be back? |
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when the Democrats get back in the White House | |||
when he breaks out of minimum-security prison | |||
when he complains to talk radio about how he has been falsely imprisoned | |||
after his next parole hearing | |||