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![]() “It’s like they saw our lives and out it right up on screen!”. What short-lived television show is Bart talking about? |
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| Capitol Critters | |||
| Family Dog | |||
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Dinosaurs | ||
| Fish Police | |||
| 2. |
![]() Selma has a new boyfriend, and Patty wants to share some disturbing information about him. What is not imagined by one of the Simpsons? |
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| Lisa – imagines Selma with the Elephant Man | |||
| Homer – imagines Selma with a head on a trolley | |||
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Marge – imagines Selma with Mr T | ||
| Bart – imagines Selma with Homer | |||
| 3. |
![]() Selma’s new boyfriend is Sideshow Bob! Who was not one of the other nominees for his Daytime Emmy award? |
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| Pepito | |||
| Colonel Coward | |||
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Strondar: Master of Akom | ||
| Suck-Up the Vacuum | |||
| 4. |
![]() Sideshow Bob’s prisoner number is the same as that of Jean Valjean from Les Miserables. What is it? |
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24601 | ||
| 34761 | |||
| 54189 | |||
| 85432 | |||
| 5. |
![]() Selma wrote to 24601 saying that she has a steady job and what lucrative hobby? |
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| breeding exotic birds | |||
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filing nuisance lawsuits | ||
| doing astrology readings | |||
| crocheting linens | |||
| 6. |
![]() Sideshow Bob and Selma sing karaoke at the Happy Sumo. Which duet do they sing? |
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| Guilty, by Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb | |||
| (I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life, by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes | |||
| I Got You Babe, by Sonny and Cher | |||
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Something Stupid, by Frank and Nancy Sinatra | ||
| 7. |
![]() Krusty and Sideshow Bob are reunited by the Chairman of the company at Krusty’s telethon for what? |
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| dandruff | |||
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motion sickness | ||
| trench foot | |||
| ear infections | |||
| 8. |
![]() What does Homer suggest for appetizers at Selma and Sideshow Bob’s wedding? Hint: they taste as good as they look. |
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| grape jelly meatballs | |||
| mozzarella sticks | |||
| pigs in a blanket | |||
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cocktail weenies | ||
| 9. |
![]() What is Sideshow Bob’s last name? |
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| Uhlenbecker | |||
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Terwilliger | ||
| Hickenlooper | |||
| Steenburger | |||
| 10. |
![]() Señor Macgyver has saved a village – but don’t thank him, thank: |
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| the lightness and durability of bamboo | |||
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the moon’s gravitational pull | ||
| the high conductivity of silver | |||
| Newton’s third law of motion | |||
| 11. |
![]() What is Sideshow Bob’s example of lying about MacGyver? |
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“That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.” | ||
| “That was a tense but highly enjoyable hour of non-poppycock that was jam-packed with raw tension and credibility.” | |||
| “That was an impeccably-scripted episode of non-garbage that never once had me contemplating suicide.” | |||
| “That was a masterfully performed narrative of non-drivel that left me aching for more.” | |||
| 12. |
![]() Sideshow Bob and Selma take their honeymoon at romantic: |
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| Shelbyville Beach | |||
| Shelbyville Lake | |||
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Shelbyville Falls | ||
| Shelbyville Canyon | |||
| 13. |
![]() What was Homer’s wedding gift to Selma and Sideshow Bob? |
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a videocassette | ||
| gardening gloves | |||
| a citrus zester | |||
| a pound of gourmet coffee | |||
| 14. |
![]() Of the following, what is not one of the clues that leads Bart to suspect that Selma has an hour to live? |
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| all food tastes like Styrofoam to Selma | |||
| Sideshow Bob’s anger that their honeymoon suite does not have a fireplace | |||
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Sideshow Bob’s lack of enthusiasm to make love with Selma | ||
| Selma has given up smoking, except for after meals and after MacGyver | |||
| 15. |
![]() When will Sideshow Bob be back? |
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when the Democrats get back in the White House | ||
| when he breaks out of minimum-security prison | |||
| when he complains to talk radio about how he has been falsely imprisoned | |||
| after his next parole hearing | |||