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![]() It’s That’s Edu-Tainment!, the Springfield Elementary faculty talent show, featuring Mrs Krabappel doing a balloon striptease, to the tune of: |
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Fever | ||
Hey Big Spender | |||
Sugar In My Bowl | |||
Nobody Does It Better | |||
2. |
![]() Skinner and Chalmers perform an homage to the comedy stylings of: |
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Abbott and Costello | ||
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore | |||
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis | |||
Cheech and Chong | |||
3. |
![]() The act after intermission features all of the following except: |
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gym teachers | |||
Beatles wigs | |||
tennis racket guitars | |||
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rocking out to Aerosmith | ||
4. |
![]() Whose cross-country exit from the school grounds inspires Homer to buy a Canyonero? |
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Comic Book Guy’s | |||
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Krusty the Clown’s | ||
Agnes Skinner’s | |||
Duffman’s | |||
5. |
![]() Homer almost buys a Canyonero from Gil. When Gil phones home to tell his wife, who is there with her? |
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Fred | ||
Don | |||
Gene | |||
Stan | |||
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![]() Homer has accidentally purchased the F-Series, causing Carl and Lenny to think Homer is one of those hot-to-trot soccer moms. Homer really should have noticed the: |
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lipstick holder | ||
frappuccino-sized cupholder | |||
matching purse in the glove compartment | |||
Swarovski crystal gear-stick | |||
7. |
![]() The Canyonero can fit 32 bags of groceries! Who is on the Wheaties box? |
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Courtney Love | ||
Tonya Harding | |||
Tone Loc | |||
Shaquille O’Neal as Ka’zam | |||
8. |
![]() Marge is too preoccupied with her new car to pay attention to Homer’s: |
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extremely large pork rind | |||
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three-chambered peanut | ||
potato chip that looks like Pac-Man | |||
pretzel shaped like boobs | |||
9. |
![]() Meanwhile, Bart tries out a new alter ego, called: |
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Rudiger | |||
Doctor Death | |||
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Baron von Chickenpants | ||
Fart Simpson | |||
10. |
![]() Marge is pulled over by Chief Wiggum for road rage and is required to attend traffic school. Who is not one of the other attendees? |
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Krusty the Clown | |||
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Superintendent Chalmers | ||
Moe Syszlak | |||
Kearney | |||
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![]() Anger is what makes America great, but you must find a proper outlet for your rage. What is not one of the proper outlets suggested by the instruction video? |
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write a threatening letter to a celebrity | |||
pick a fight with someone weaker than you | |||
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strangling a live chicken | ||
fire a weapon at the television screen | |||
12. |
![]() Homer’s trip to the Wild Animal Park does not go as planned. What has he seen that is more exciting? |
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musicals | |||
buskers | |||
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plays | ||
sermons | |||
13. |
![]() The chain of events that ends with a rhino stampede begins with Bart issuing his slingshot on a: |
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leopard | |||
armadillo | |||
koala | |||
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lemur | ||
14. |
![]() Where did Marge learn all about SUVs and rhinos? |
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Ted Koppel | |||
Matt Lauer | |||
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Stone Phillips | ||
Julie Chen | |||
15. |
![]() Homer would like to read the following statement, but he does so under… his own free will. It has come to his attention that which network sucks? |
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ABC | |||
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NBC | ||
CBS | |||
Fox | |||