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Krusty presents a new Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, which features: |
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a volcano bungee jump | |||
a stethoscope and a French nuclear testing site | |||
a Hebrew prayer and a bris scalpel | |||
a butter churn | |||
2. |
Bart and Lisa join an Itchy and Scratchy focus group. According to the test results, Milhouse really likes: |
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Itchy in a dress | |||
the sexy ostrich | |||
the Speedo guy | |||
the hoochie-mama pig | |||
3. |
The focus group results are that the kids want a realistic, down-to-earth show that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots. Also, Milhouse says: |
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there should be a cool blue-haired kid with glasses called Milhouse | |||
you should win things by watching | |||
Itchy needs to have a time machine | |||
it should be in 3-D, without any glasses | |||
4. |
What are buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? |
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dynamic and cross-functional | |||
reconceptualise and leveraging | |||
empower and synergy | |||
proactive and paradigm | |||
5. |
It is agreed that Itchy and Scratchy will have a new character, Poochie. In the design process, it is suggested that he be what by 10 per cent? |
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kung fu’d | |||
gangsta’d | |||
rastafied | |||
surfed up | |||
6. |
The Simpsons have a young man living with them. What’s his name? |
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Trevor | |||
Roy | |||
Lex | |||
Arthur | |||
7. |
Homer has never listened to his hilarious voice on a tape recorder. He prefers to listen to: |
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The Doobie Brothers | |||
Grand Funk Railroad | |||
Pat Benatar | |||
Cheap Trick | |||
8. |
Whoa! A talking dog? What were the writers smoking when they came up with that? |
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they were eating rotisserie chicken | |||
they were drinking peppermint fraps | |||
they were eating vegetarian pizza | |||
they were eating leftover casserole | |||
9. |
The voice of Itchy and Scratchy, June Bellamy, started out as: |
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Shaggy-Doo | |||
Ms. Pacman | |||
Tasmanian Devil | |||
Roadrunner | |||
10. |
Poochie’s premiere episode, The Beagle Has Landed, does not quite feature a visit to: |
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the fireworks factory | |||
the factory demolition | |||
the artillery range | |||
the sawmill | |||
11. |
Poochie is a third: |
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Joe Camel | |||
Jeff Spicoli | |||
Fonzarelli | |||
Mr. T | |||
12. |
Poochie’s advice to kids is: |
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don’t do drugs... be the awesome! | |||
wear a seat belt… to the max! | |||
always recycle... to the extreme! | |||
eat your vegetables... they’re the bomb! | |||
13. |
Poochie’s fan mail includes all of the following categories except:: |
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Poochie Hate Mail | |||
Poochie Hate Mail (Foreign) | |||
Poochie Death Threats | |||
Poochie Letter Bombs | |||
14. |
Poochie dies: |
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from rabies | |||
in a blender | |||
on his way to his home planet | |||
in a tanning bed | |||
15. |
Alas, Roy is leaving the Simpsons as well. Where’s he going? |
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to be a live-in babysitter to three young kids | |||
to his own apartment, with two sexy ladies | |||
to live with his cousin from the small Mediterranean island of Gyros | |||
to become butler to the state governor | |||