1. |
In the spectacular Super-Barto Jackpot Lottery taking place in the Simpson dryer, Milhouse has: |
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apple | |||
cantaloupe | |||
tennis ball | |||
pink shoe | |||
2. |
Needing money for the gas bill, the Simpsons decide to sell Grandma’s Civil War doll at an antique store names: |
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Vintage Camp | |||
Everybody Loves Nostalgia | |||
Cockamamie’s | |||
Kitsch Heaven | |||
3. |
According to the TV crossword puzzle filled out by TV Guide, she thought: |
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Mindy lived with Mark | |||
Starky’s partner was Hitch | |||
Richie Cunningham’s best friend was Funzie | |||
a word associated with Steve Austin is sex | |||
4. |
What item of Homer’s is John, the antique store owner, revealed to be wearing? |
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his Ayatollah Assahollah T-shirt | |||
his Disco Stu denim jacket | |||
his Pin Pals bowling shirt | |||
his pink shirt that caused him to be involuntarily committed | |||
5. |
Back at the Simpson residence, Homer and John dance (and touch buttocks) to: |
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Le Freak, by Chic | |||
Young Hearts Run Free by Candi Staton | |||
I Love the Nightlife, by Alicia Bridges | |||
Shake Your Groove Thing by Peaches & Herb | |||
6. |
Trying to explain to Homer that John is homosexual, Marge describes him as: |
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expressive | |||
festive | |||
flamboyant | |||
theatrical | |||
7. |
John’s car-horn plays: |
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I Will Survive, by Gloria Gaynor | |||
YMCA, by the Village People | |||
No More Tears by Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer | |||
Somewhere Over the Rainbow, by Judy Garland | |||
8. |
What is Santa Claus called in Japan? |
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Annual Gift Man | |||
Old Man Christmas | |||
Cruel Grandfather Moon | |||
Mr. Chimney Slider | |||
9. |
John’s excuse for getting out of his afternoon with Smithers was: |
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fixing the store | |||
dentist visit | |||
sick mother | |||
jury duty | |||
10. |
Bart’s dessert selection for the evening is: |
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a Lil Debbie | |||
a Snoball | |||
a Ding Dong | |||
a Twinkie | |||
11. |
Apparently gays turned the navy into a floating joke and ruined all the toughest names America had, including all of the following except: |
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Bruce | |||
Lance | |||
Julian | |||
Roscoe | |||
12. |
Moe’s car is named: |
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Betsy | |||
Linda | |||
Shirley | |||
Sally | |||
13. |
On learning that Lisa is a vegetarian, Moe asks if: |
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he shouldn’t have served Marge free drinks all those nights she was pregnant | |||
Bart and Lisa should be going to that fancy public school | |||
Homer and Marge are cousins | |||
Homer has considered military school | |||
14. |
To make Bart into a real man, Homer takes him to a reindeer farm and urges him to kill: |
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Rudolph | |||
Prancer | |||
Blitzen | |||
Comet | |||
15. |
Urging them to keep reaching for that rainbow, this episode is dedicated to: |
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the National Hockey League | |||
Beer Drinkers Everywhere | |||
the Steelworkers of America | |||
the Teamster’s Union | |||