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![]() It’s class photo day, and Bart wants to celebrate the occasion by wearing: |
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a moustache | |||
a monocle | |||
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Dracula fangs | ||
a Mandinka mohawk | |||
2. |
![]() What alias does Homer use when visiting Springfield Bentley? |
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Count Homer | ||
Earl Homer | |||
Baron Homer | |||
Don Homer | |||
3. |
![]() Bart got head lice thanks to the poor quality controls in place at: |
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Bed, Bath and Beyond | |||
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Pier 1 | ||
Crate & Barrel | |||
Pottery Barn | |||
4. |
![]() What babies need the most attention? |
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neglected babies | |||
cry-babies | |||
spoilt babies | |||
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stupid babies | ||
5. |
![]() The Simpson kids are taken by Springfield Children’s Protection Agency to live with their new family, the Flandereses! They help produce the Flanders press, with the following headline – “Extra Extra ___________” |
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This Blows | |||
Rod Needs Diapers | |||
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Todd Smells | ||
Crap On This | |||
6. |
![]() Things are different at the Flanders’ place. For instance, nachos Flanders-style are made from: |
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cucumber and cottage cheese | ||
non-salt saltines and yoghurt | |||
buckwheat crisps and cheese paste | |||
celery and tapioca | |||
7. |
![]() Bart and Lisa introduce Rod and Todd to Itchy and Scratchy. Flanders explains that the red stuff coming out of kitty’s ears is: |
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home-made ketchup | |||
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raspberry jam | ||
strawberry Jell-O | |||
liquefied brains | |||
8. |
![]() From the Simpsons residence, Homer thinks he can see Lisa – but it might be: |
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a cactus | |||
a hat-rack | |||
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a starfish | ||
Liza Minelli | |||
9. |
![]() What flavour of non-fat ice milk does Rod want? |
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carob chip | |||
soy cream | |||
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wintergreen | ||
unflavoured | |||
10. |
![]() Bart and Lisa reminisce about their days back with Homer and Marge. What does Bart remember? |
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Mom only dragging him to church on Sundays | |||
Mom getting our favourite TV show banned | |||
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Mom microwaving their underwear on cold days | ||
Mom spraying smiley faces on crackers with Cheez Whiz | |||
11. |
![]() What say we let our hair down and play Bombardment? Of Bible questions! Which version shall it be? |
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the King James Version | |||
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the Vulgate of St Jerome | ||
the Family Gnostic Bible | |||
the Hebrew National Bible | |||
12. |
![]() Everyone graduates from “Family Skills” except Marge, who tests positive for: |
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crystal meth and mescaline | |||
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crack and PCP | ||
LSD and angel dust | |||
amyl nitrate and mushrooms | |||
13. |
![]() What are described as being pretty much all the same? |
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children, even the Asian ones | |||
high school educations | |||
junk food, soda and cocaine | |||
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the major religions | ||
14. |
![]() After Homer takes a baptismal for Bart, he feels like: |
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St Ambrose of Milan | |||
St Andrew the Apostle | |||
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St Augustine of Hippo | ||
St Anthony of the Desert | |||
15. |
![]() Re-united, the Simpsons share a good old laugh at: |
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Ol’ Spanner Set Ned | |||
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Ol’ Painty-Can Ned | ||
Ol’ Yard Tool Ned | |||
Ol’ Jam-Makin’ Ned | |||