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![]() It’s 1967 somewhere in Nevada, and evil mastermind Dr. Evil is meeting with his evil associates. He executes all of them for being frickin’ idiots who cannot kill Austin Powers, except: |
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Don Luigi | |||
Generalissimo | |||
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Mustafa | ||
Rita | |||
2. |
![]() Austin’s partner, Mrs Kensington, is played by: |
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Veronica Hamel | |||
Angie Harmon | |||
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Mimi Rogers | ||
Kristin Scott Thomas | |||
3. |
![]() The Chief of British Intelligence is named: |
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Donald Plotdevice | |||
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Basil Exposition | ||
Nigel Fatherfigure | |||
Cuthbert Whinger | |||
4. |
![]() Dr Evil is planning a trap for Austin Powers at: |
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the Far Out Music, Free Love and Blow Your Mind Club | |||
the Kool-Aid Outa Sight Mellow Kitty Bar | |||
the Spaced Out Flower Child Boogie Groove Bar | |||
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the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers Club | ||
5. |
![]() Dr. Evil’s cat is named: |
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Mr Bigglesworth | ||
Mr Snagglewitch | |||
Mr Chesterfield | |||
Mr Puddington | |||
6. |
![]() Dr Evil is cryogenically frozen, and Austin Powers volunteers to be frozen in the event that Dr Evil should return. Who else is frozen in the Cryogenic Storage Facility’s celebrity ward? |
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Luke Perry | |||
Macaulay Culkin | |||
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Vanilla Ice | ||
Molly Ringwald | |||
7. |
![]() Austin’s middle name is: |
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Pleasure | |||
Seduction | |||
Trouble | |||
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Danger | ||
8. |
![]() Austin collects his personal items, which includes a Swedish made penis enlarger, and all the following evidence that it belongs to Austin Powers except: |
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a credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers | |||
a warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers | |||
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an advertisement for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, featuring before and after photographs and an endorsement by Austin Powers | ||
a book titled Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers | |||
9. |
![]() Dr Evil has a plan: |
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to introduce John Lennon to a pretentious Japanese artist in his employ in order to break up the Beatles, the world’s most famous pop band and crush the hearts of their legions of fans. As an added twist, he would arrange for Lennon’s assassination by a madman | |||
to ruin the influential Kennedy family by making it seem as though the youngest Kennedy, Edward, crashed his car while under the influence of alcohol, resulting in the death of his young, female companion | |||
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to blackmail the Royal Family by making it look as though Prince Charles is having an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce | ||
to have it appear that the President of the United States covered up an illegal break-in, so that he has to resign and people lose their faith in America and the Republican Party | |||
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![]() Dr Evil decides to do what he always does – steal some nuclear weapons and hold the world to ransom. How much in ransom does he ask for? |
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one million dollars | ||
one hundred thousand dollars | |||
ten thousand dollars | |||
one thousand dollars | |||
11. |
![]() Austin suggests that he and Vanessa go and shag, because he’s been frozen for 30 years and he wants to check all of the following euphemisms are still working, except: |
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his meat and two veg | |||
his twig and berries | |||
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his middle stump | ||
his bits and pieces | |||
12. |
![]() Dr Evil is introduced to his son, Scott, and tried to convince him that he is hip by doing a little bit of: |
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the Lambada | |||
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the Macarena | ||
Achy Breaky line dancing | |||
Riverdance | |||
13. |
![]() Austin introduces himself and Vanessa to Dr Evil’s henchman Number Two as: |
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Alex P. Keaton and Demi | |||
Jack Tripper and Madonna | |||
Heathcliff Huxtable and Mariah | |||
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Richie Cunningham and Oprah | ||
14. |
![]() Austin kills Dr. Evil’s assassin Patty O’Brien in a toilet stall. Who is in the stall next to him? |
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Tom Arnold | ||
Rob Schneider | |||
Bobcat Goldthwait | |||
Mickey Rourke | |||
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![]() Austin loses no time in shagging Number Two’s Italian confidential secretary: |
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Eva Bona | |||
Orgasma Grande | |||
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Alotta Fagina | ||
Carla Innuendo | |||
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![]() While Vanessa is on the phone with her mother, Austin’s shame is hidden by all of the following except: |
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a magnifying glass | |||
a sausage | |||
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an umbrella | ||
a teapot | |||
17. |
![]() Austin takes Vanessa out for a night on the town, escorted by Burt Bacharach who serenades them with: |
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Close to You | |||
The Look of Love | |||
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What the World Needs Now | ||
Anyone Who Had a Heart | |||
18. |
![]() Vanessa highlights to Austin some of the benefits of living in the 1990s, especially the fabulous advances in the field of: |
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fashion | |||
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dentistry | ||
hair removal | |||
optometry | |||
19. |
![]() Austin Powers has two fears – nuclear war and: |
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little people | |||
human statues | |||
Belgians | |||
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carnies | ||
20. |
![]() Dr Evil and Scott Evil join a group therapy session, which is led by |
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Carrie Fisher | ||
David Bowie | |||
Chuck Norris | |||
Roger Moore | |||
21. |
![]() Dr. Evil talks about his father, noting all of the following except: |
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he had webbed feet | |||
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he was closer to his ducks than his own children | ||
he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark | |||
he had a penchant for buggery | |||
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![]() Dr Evil talks about his typical childhood, which included all of the following except: |
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summers in Saigon | ||
if he was insolent, he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. | |||
at the age of twelve, he received his first scribe | |||
meat helmets | |||
23. |
![]() Austin makes a list of people he knows, including all of the following except: |
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Jimi Hendrix | |||
Janis Joplin | |||
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Jim Morrison | ||
Mama Cass | |||
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![]() Austin missed 30 years of political and social upheaval – the fall of the Berlin Wall, a female prime minister of England, the end of apartheid. But what really surprised him? |
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that Yoko Ono was untalented | |||
that Bob Dylan didn’t make any sense | |||
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that Liberace was gay | ||
that Charles Manson was crazy | |||
25. |
![]() Austin makes the fembots explode with a striptease, done to the tune of: |
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Cream, by Prince | |||
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I Touch Myself, by the Divinyls | ||
You Can Leave Your Hat On, by Joe Cocker | |||
Love Serenade, by Barry White | |||
26. |
![]() Dr. Evil had one simple request – sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads! What mutated, ill-tempered fish does he have instead? |
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sea bass | ||
halibut | |||
salmon | |||
tilapia | |||
27. |
![]() Scott wants to kill Austin Powers right away, but Dr. Evil has a better idea – to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death. What follows is a too-long bit involving repeated use of the phrase: |
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Ssh! | ||
Quiet! | |||
Hush! | |||
Shut it! | |||
28. |
![]() After a henchman’s head is bitten off, Austin tries out all of the following lines except: |
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“That’s no way to get ahead in life.” | |||
“Not a good time to lose one’s head.” | |||
“It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.” | |||
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“Get your head together.” | ||
29. |
![]() Austin foils’ Dr Evil’s plot, stops the nuclear weapons and kills Random Task with: |
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dental floss | |||
the unecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism | |||
a fembot’s breast | |||
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the penis enlarger | ||
30. |
![]() Bonus Question: Dr. Evil’s plastic costume, seen here, is based on a costume from which James Bond movie? |
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Live and Let Die | |||
You Only Live Twice | |||
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Dr. No | ||
Thunderball | |||