1. |
What is Lisa going to change her name to when she grows up? |
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Lois Sanborn | |||
Laura Singer | |||
Lucy Spellman | |||
Linda Sorensen | |||
2. |
Bart and Lisa watch a particularly lifeless outing of Itchy and Scratchy, which ends with a very special message: |
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Kids, Gang Violence Is Wrong! | |||
Kids, Learn CPR! | |||
Kids, Say No To Drugs! | |||
Kids, Don’t Pollute! | |||
3. |
When Lisa asks Bart if he’s thinking what she’s thinking, what is Bart thinking about? |
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hijacking Santa’s sleigh | |||
pantsing Skinner at the school assembly | |||
destroying the school with giant robots | |||
how much better his life would be if he had a moustache | |||
4. |
Homer has to tell Marge his horrible secret from his past – and not the one about eating her fancy soaps. He never passed high school because he failed: |
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Remedial Science IA | |||
Remedial English 1A | |||
Remedial Math 1A | |||
Remedial Gym 1A | |||
5. |
Bart and Lisa’s cartoon script is rejected, so they decide to use Grandpa as a front. When they visit him, Grandpa is typing a letter to the sickos at: |
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Seventeen | |||
Glamour | |||
Martha Stewart Living | |||
Modern Bride Magazine | |||
6. |
The caption on Homer’s high school yearbook photo is: |
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“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” | |||
“Time to make the donuts” | |||
“Tastes great! Less filling!” | |||
“There’s always room for Jell-O” | |||
7. |
Principal Dondelinger was just leafing through the class of ‘74s permanent records and reveals that Homer never graduated. Homer has to give back all the awards he won, which include all of the following except: |
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Lowest Paying Job | |||
Most Improved Odor | |||
Least Likely to Still Be Alive | |||
Person Who Travelled the Least to Come to the Reunion | |||
8. |
In the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons, all of the following mishaps happen to Scratchy except: |
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having the flesh on his head eaten by ants | |||
having his tongue tied to an escalator | |||
being savagely beaten by fur protesters | |||
being shot by Elvis | |||
9. |
Apparently Grandpa once took a shot at: |
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Teddy Roosevelt | |||
Al Jolson | |||
Charles Lindbergh | |||
Babe Ruth | |||
10. |
Abe Simpson’s award for “writing” Little Barbershop of Horrors is presented by Krusty the Clown and: |
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Sally Field | |||
Kelly McGillis | |||
Rebecca de Mornay | |||
Brooke Shields | |||
11. |
Chastened by Grandpa’s speech, one of the Itchy and Scratchy writers says he’s going to do what he’s always wanted – write a sitcom about: |
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a loser delivery guy | |||
a sexy mutant | |||
a sassy robot | |||
a mad inventor | |||
12. |
It’s 2024 and Homer and Marge attend their 50th high school reunion. What is odd about Homer’s appearance? |
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he has a bucket stuck on his foot | |||
he has his hand stuck in a toaster | |||
he has a cactus stuck to his back | |||
he has a plunger stuck to his head | |||