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![]() Lance Murdock just jumped sixteen blazing school buses, and now he’s going to Duff Gardens. Of the following, which is not one of the many attractions at the amusement park? |
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the Hangover | ||
the Whiplash | |||
the Washing Machine | |||
the Beerquarium | |||
2. |
![]() The death of which Bouvier aunt postpones the Simpsons’ trip to Duff Gardens? |
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Great Aunt Hortense | |||
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Great Aunt Gladys | ||
Great Aunt Mabel | |||
Great Aunt Bertha | |||
3. |
![]() Great Aunt Gladys is really gone, but for Homer her legend will live on: |
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the legend of the dog-faced woman | ||
the legend of the pig-faced woman | |||
the legend of the horse-faced woman | |||
the legend of the rat-faced woman | |||
4. |
![]() Marge confuses her own childhood with a scene from the movie: |
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Ordinary People | |||
The Parent Trap | |||
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The Prince of Tides | ||
Hannah and her Sisters | |||
5. |
![]() Before getting to her video will, Great Aunt Gladys would like to begin by reading a passage from: |
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W.H. Auden | |||
Edna St. Vincent Millay | |||
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Robert Frost | ||
Sylvia Plath | |||
6. |
![]() Of the following, who is not included in Great Aunt Gladys’ collection of potato chips that resemble celebrities? |
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Maurice Chevalier | |||
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Rita Hayworth | ||
Otto von Bismarck | |||
Jay Leno | |||
7. |
![]() Selma takes Gladys’ advice not to die alone to heart, but later imagines having several unattractive children with: |
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Groundskeeper Willie | |||
Barney Gumble | |||
Comic Book Guy | |||
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Hans Moleman | ||
8. |
![]() And the only sperm donor in Springfield appears to be: |
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Groundskeeper Willie | |||
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Barney Gumble | ||
Comic Book Guy | |||
Hans Moleman | |||
9. |
![]() Homer wakes up dead, or at least grotesquely ill, due to eating an expired: |
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sandwich | ||
donut | |||
tuna melt | |||
turkey | |||
10. |
![]() Selma, seen here through beer goggles, takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens. Which is not one of the Seven Duffs? |
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Tipsy | |||
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Chatty | ||
Surly | |||
Remorseful | |||
11. |
![]() Lisa is dared by Bart to drink the “water” on the Duff Gardens canal ride. After being found swimming naked in the Fermentarium, Lisa proclaims she is: |
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a Child of Voodoo | |||
being stalked by duck assassins | |||
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the Lizard Queen | ||
assuming a gaseous form | |||
12. |
![]() Homer has gotten well enough to watch an erotic movie with Marge. “Homercles cares not for _______” |
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Flanders! | |||
pants! | |||
towels! | |||
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beans! | ||