1. |
Chalkboard sequence: Bart will not defame _________. |
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New Orleans | |||
The Cosby Show | |||
Barbra Bush | |||
the NBA | |||
2. |
At the beginning of the episode, Homer is dreaming about another beautiful day _________: |
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in bed | |||
buried on the beach | |||
in the womb | |||
in a warm donut | |||
3. |
Thanks to his one-size-fits-all-my-butt pants, Homer decides to stay home and not go to church. What is not one of the things that make this the greatest day of his life? |
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he can wizz with the door open | |||
he can drink milk straight from the carton | |||
a public affairs program is interrupted for a football game | |||
he finds a lucky penny | |||
4. |
What is not one of the ingredients of Homer’s patented space-age out-of-this-world moon waffles? |
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caramels | |||
marshmallows | |||
a stick of butter | |||
liquid smoke | |||
5. |
God appears to Homer. What physical feature does God not share with ordinary Springfielders? |
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pink skin | |||
five fingers on each hand | |||
no overbite | |||
eyebrows | |||
6. |
God appears to Homer, and asks if ________ still has a football team. |
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Baltimore | |||
Oakland | |||
St Louis | |||
Los Angeles | |||
7. |
Homer founds his new religion. What observance does he invent to skip work? |
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Duffmas | |||
Saint Urkel’s Day | |||
Lenny Remembrance Day | |||
the Feast of Maximum Occupancy | |||
8. |
What is Moe’s religion? |
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Snakehandler | |||
Christadelphian | |||
Plymouth Brethren | |||
Latvian Orthodox | |||
9. |
Last year, 75 Jewish clowns were lost to: |
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tornadoes | |||
avalanches | |||
lightning strikes | |||
faulty joy buzzers | |||
10. |
In the Kwik-E-Mart, Apu has a shrine to: |
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Hanuman | |||
Krishna | |||
Ganesha | |||
Kali | |||
11. |
God didn’t set Homer’s house on fire, but he was working in the hearts of Homer’s friends and neighbours when they came to help him, be they Christian, Jewish or miscellaneous. According to Apu, how many Hindus are there? |
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500 million | |||
700 million | |||
800 million | |||
1 billion | |||
12. |
Homer is back in church, and consoled by God on the failure of his religion. In Heaven, who does Ben Franklin beat at air hockey? |
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Elvis Presley | |||
Jimi Hendrix | |||
John Lennon | |||
Frank Sinatra | |||